Mike

talents: strumming, thumping, pouting
notable charms: how excited he gets when he hears the can opener, his inspirational fight against illiteracy, his shower rendition of bonnie raitt's "(let's give them) something to talk about"
best kept secret: tried to smoke tea at age eight. lingering effects suspected.
loves:

H.A.M. radios, picking out window treatments, meeting people on the subway

hates: banks, people who need to say "tactical" frequently, losing a game of Battleship